Five short paragraphs, the second of which starts with “Prepare thy spirit, the hour’s at hand.” LARPers of the world, unite and take over! Filth Mattress aren’t quite as barbaric, but I’m sure they’ll be domesticating wild hogs in the mountains with Auryn soon enough. Musically, Auryn are like a high school musical Tragedy medley, while Filth Mattress perform the requisite crust-metal to the point where the hair on my head started to form a single dread as I listened. I work in an office, I’m surprised this record didn’t catch fire as I held it.